“A Merry Heart” – How Bad Is The Economy?

Though our current economy, unemployment and underemployment numbers are no joke – and are something that we need to be much in prayer about – a little humor goes a long way.
  1. I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
  2. I ordered a burger at Burger King and the kid behind the counter asked, “Can you afford fries with that?”
  3. CEO’s are now playing miniature golf.
  4. If the bank returns your check marked “Insufficient Funds,” you call them and ask if they meant you or them.
  5. Hot Wheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM.
  6. McDonalds is selling the 1/4 ouncer.
  7. Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and  learned their children’s names.
  8. A picture is now worth only 200 words.
  9. A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico.
  10. Motel Six won’t leave the light on anymore.  
  11. Even people not associated with the Obama administration aren’t paying their taxes.
  12. The Mafia is laying off judges.
  13. Foreign television stations are showing ‘Sponsor an American Child’ commercials.
  14. ACORN laid off 25 Congressmen.
  15. I went to my bank the other day and the teller handed me a note saying, “This is a robbery!”
  16. Bill Gates had to switch to dial-up.
  17. When I went to my bank to get a loan, they said, “What a coincidence! That’s just what we were going to ask you!”
  18. My ATM gave me an IOU.
  19. Mothers in foreign lands are telling their children, “Finish your meal! Don’t you know there are starving children in the US?” 
  20. Instead of a coin toss at the beginning of the Super Bowl, they played “Rock, Paper, Scissors.”
  21. The highest paying job available is jury duty.

About James Rasbeary

I am the pastor of the Lighthouse Baptist Church in Wylie, Texas. Check out my blog at www.broraz.com.
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