Though our current economy, unemployment and underemployment numbers are no joke – and are something that we need to be much in prayer about – a little humor goes a long way.THE ECONOMY IS SOOOOOOOOOO BAD….
- I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
- I ordered a burger at Burger King and the kid behind the counter asked, “Can you afford fries with that?”
- CEO’s are now playing miniature golf.
- If the bank returns your check marked “Insufficient Funds,” you call them and ask if they meant you or them.
- Hot Wheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM.
- McDonalds is selling the 1/4 ouncer.
- Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children’s names.
- A picture is now worth only 200 words.
- A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico.
- Motel Six won’t leave the light on anymore.
- Even people not associated with the Obama administration aren’t paying their taxes.
- The Mafia is laying off judges.
- Foreign television stations are showing ‘Sponsor an American Child’ commercials.
- ACORN laid off 25 Congressmen.
- I went to my bank the other day and the teller handed me a note saying, “This is a robbery!”
- Bill Gates had to switch to dial-up.
- When I went to my bank to get a loan, they said, “What a coincidence! That’s just what we were going to ask you!”
- My ATM gave me an IOU.
- Mothers in foreign lands are telling their children, “Finish your meal! Don’t you know there are starving children in the US?”
- Instead of a coin toss at the beginning of the Super Bowl, they played “Rock, Paper, Scissors.”
- The highest paying job available is jury duty.
James Rasbeary
